God damn he wants that pie

I can totally tell what he is thinking right now in this pic:
"Oh god I want that pie over there, it looks soooo delicous"
"Gah why wont they let me go eat that pie?"
"Perhaps the pie is beyond me, perhaps the only reason it is there is for it to tease me into submission"
"Oh god that pie looks delicous"

who is the fattest?

Who is the fattest of the fat fucks?
This is a question that has been going around my head for the last couple of years.
Lets start with the stats

gabe newell vs. michael moore.

They both look like they just slaughtered and ate a baby so im going to count bloodlust on both
One of them is a raging xbox fag, and one of them is a raging liberal fag.
Now dont get me wrong, Im very liberal so i do like what moore stands for.
But back on track, I would say gabe newell is the fattest of the fucks but thats just because he is a gamer, and as we all know: fat gamers are fatter than regular fat people.

Who can possibly replace him?

It has been known for a while now that DT drummer Mike Portnoy is leaving.
But where can the rest of DT possibly find a drummer like him. Hopefully they will find someone of the same skill and creativity.
Even though I am a huge fan to both prog and metal, I do hope that they go for a more metal and less prog style with thier new lineup.
I don't think they will ever find a drummer better than portnoy.

Brütal Legend

So I just finished the game Brutal Legend on my ps3.
You know those rare moments after you have finished a game and you just think "Holy fucking shit, this game is motherfucking awesome" and that is exacly what this game was.
As a regular game its nothing special, But the thing that elevates this one is the design and soundtrack.
Its the only game out there fully focusing on nothing but metal and that is awesome as shit.

Because this is my first post there is something you should know about me:
Im your dream, make you real
Im your eyes when you must steal
Im your pain when you cant feel
I know its sad you guys, but its true

Metal is fucking awesome.